This is... Torture back garden
I read in the latest Lady's Flora Gazette
Plant life know when they are being eaten.
"I am being eaten"
Fucking Hell.
They say to the other plants around them:
"I am being eaten"
Fuck Me.
To warn them the latex sheen bug is taking bites.
"Assume the brace position"
My God.
You may still be identifiable by your thorns.
I read in a botanist research paper
Plant life count bees as a concept of time.
"It is time again"
Jesus, yes.
They listen out for the buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz
"It is time again"
Holy fuck.
Recognising the individual style of sting.
"It is time again"
My God.
Count the blessings for the bee and the whip.
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