This song is scuzzy lo-fi rock, y'know: for the kids. It's Called:
Heart Erection
Heart erection!
Heart erection!
I got me a heart erection!
Whoa-ho!
Sundial at noon
The sun rose at noon
And still it rose too soon
See
I got eyes that flicker low
Candles flame at haunted window
I got teeth I grind hard
Crooked tombstones in a graveyard
Woo!
But I’m feeling happy, the evening’s fine
I’ve got this girl’s hand in mine
Heart erection!
I got me a heart erection!
Whoa-ho!
Oil slick night
Satin dress tight
This bottom lip bite
See
I’m wired for you girl so bad
With one stroke you switch off my sad
Evil is in the Devil’s plan
I signed the contract to be your man
Woo!
Devil knows ya can’t spell satin without sin
I can’t see lust without you in
See
The Devil did well, though I’m off to Hell
It’s worth it for you,
And that’s a fact,
To have made this demon lover pact
To turn me into perfection
To give you a heart erection!
Oh Yeah!
Heart erection!
I got me a heart erection!
Whoa-ho!
Bloodied heart
Four chambered heart
Cannot sever never part
Priest best clear his diary for my confession
I got me a heart erection!
I got me a heart erection!
Woo! Woo!
It's the Woo Woo parts that's the kids'll dig the most.