HEART ERECTION!

Inspiration comes in many guises. The way a girl dances alone in the far corner across the room like she is the music made flesh. Two dragonflies playing only inches above a pond under a watery sun of warming summer morning. A feeling you recognise so well because it comes to you so often you've given it a name. A friend returning from a holiday on Crete with a bottle of Heart Erection Par-Fume which she bought. As I say, who knows where I get my ideas from.





This song is scuzzy lo-fi rock, y'know: for the kids. It's Called:
Heart Erection

 

Heart erection!

Heart erection!

I got me a heart erection!

Whoa-ho!

 

Sundial at noon

The sun rose at noon

And still it rose too soon

 

See

 

I got eyes that flicker low

Candles flame at haunted window

I got teeth I grind hard

Crooked tombstones in a graveyard

 

Woo!

But I’m feeling happy, the evening’s fine

I’ve got this girl’s hand in mine

 

Heart erection!

I got me a heart erection!

Whoa-ho!

 

Oil slick night

Satin dress tight

This bottom lip bite

 

See

 

I’m wired for you girl so bad

With one stroke you switch off my sad

Evil is in the Devil’s plan

I signed the contract to be your man

 

 

Woo!

Devil knows ya can’t spell satin without sin

I can’t see lust without you in

 

See

 

The Devil did well, though I’m off to Hell

It’s worth it for you, And that’s a fact,

To have made this demon lover pact

To turn me into perfection

To give you a heart erection!

 

Oh Yeah!

Heart erection!

I got me a heart erection!

Whoa-ho!

 

Bloodied heart

Four chambered heart

Cannot sever never part

 

Priest best clear his diary for my confession

I got me a heart erection!

I got me a heart erection!

Woo! Woo!

It's the Woo Woo parts that's the kids'll dig the most.